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A man put an ad in the personals column: Wife Wanted! In about three days, he got over 100 letters. They all said the same thing. "You can have mine".

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ha ha ^^^^^ you nailed him. ( to GS post)
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She's gonna read this, isn't she?
This is the prof's wife. Yes I do read his posts once in a while.
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A man put an ad in the personals column: Wife Wanted! In about three days, he got over 100 letters. They all said the same thing. "You can have mine".

remember the classic Henny youngman joke: Take my wife, Please!
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fuk you all, i love my wife
Pah LEEEEZE you guys. Those of us who have a wife Im sure love them as well but these jokes are funny!

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If you love her, then why do you want to fuck us all, for?
He better not or he will be sleeping with the dog tonight.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by over 90%: Wedding Cake.

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A women wants to enlarge her breasts and asks her husband for the money, He tells her that she doesn't need a fancy surgery for that. He has a method for increasing her bust size at a very small cost.
Eager to learn this easy and inexpensive way to grow a bigger rack she agrees to hear more.
He tells her to rub toilet paper between her breasts and in no time at all they will start to get huge!
She says are you sure this will work?
He said it sure worked on that Ass!
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What's 6" long, has a huge head on it and drives your wife crazy?
Money

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i was at the pool the other day taking a shower and the guy next to me noticed my tattoo . he asked me about it ,i told him i have a $100.00 dollar bill tattooed on my dick , he asked why i would do that .





i told him no one can blow a hundred bucks like my wife.....
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