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The 10 steps to happiness
(Courtesy of the infinite wisdom of Auntie)

1)Plant something and nurture it

2)Count your blessings - at least five - at the end of each day

3)Take time to talk - have an hour-long conversation with a loved one each week

4)Phone a friend whom you have not spoken to for a while and arrange to meet up

5)Give yourself a treat every day and take the time to really enjoy it

6)Have a good laugh at least once a day

7)Get physical - exercise for half an hour three times a week

8)Smile at and/or say hello to a stranger at least once each day

9)Cut your TV viewing by half

10)Spread some kindness - do a good turn for someone every day
1. Marijuana

2. one: fast internet connection; two: good video card; three: good sound card; four: good hands; five: functional organ.

3. Does chatroom count?

4. One time I agreed to meet with the chatroom friend, cops showed up in his place.

5. sleep

6. dklein's posts

7. take trash out

8. do that on subway commute - guaranteed to get a seat

9. Went from 42-inch to 21-inch screen TV

10. Genital herpes - give them something to think about

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4. One time I agreed to meet with the chatroom friend, cops showed up in his place.
Was an MSNBC camera crew present?

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Was an MSNBC camera crew present?

Doubt it.
Some homeless guys probably put the pinch on, though....
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Was an MSNBC camera crew present?
yes, and it was confusing as hell - they said they were dispatched by "Dateline."

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I got rid of the 60" projection TV and got a 30" plasma.
i hope your joking about that.
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1. Beer
2. Sex
3. Porn
4. Mercedes
5. Beer
6. Led Zeppelin
7. Sports
8. Vacations
9. Beer
10.Plasma tvs

Honorable mention: Beer
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1. Beer
2. Sex
3. Porn
4. Mercedes
5. Beer
6. Led Zeppelin
7. Sports
8. Vacations
9. Beer
10.Plasma tvs

Honorable mention: Beer
1. Bacardi.
2. Mercedes.
3. HDTV
4. Sex
5. Sex
6.Sex
7.Sex
8. Home Theater Computer
9.Leaving the workplace early
10.Coming to workplace late.

Fucking your female boss gets a honorable mention
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i hope your joking about that.
Yes. The thought of the little black dots appearing in a plasma screen after a few years was enough to make me put my wallet back in my pocket. Maybe it's just folklore but I'll wait a while to be sure.

Meanwhile...

The little woman and I spend our evenings watching the world unfold on our trusty Dumont. As you can see, not only are we happy, we're snappy dressers, too.

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