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Meet Salty Dog; Funny lil diversion

http://www.benzworld.org/forums/sear...earchid=815147

I found this guys post kinda funny. Sorta. Maybe

"I own 1999 S500. This car has been a distorous. I had to replace break rotors. I should not have to replace broken breaks that brake on a $259,000.00 car. Now I broke from broken break so I take break. Also had to change oil. This is not right for a $259,000 car. I called New Jersey and they were flippant and arrogant. They told me "you didn't pay enough for your car so go get a Lexus". I asked them to pay for new tires, as I barely got 50,000 miles out of my tires. They call me names and told me go buy a lexus. All Mercedes Benz are poor quality like this. 7 year old Battery went dead to, I would expect more from a $259,000 car. All the Lexus saleman told me that MB has bad history, and I should sue. Also tole me about lemon law, and I have a good case. I trade in for Lexus. MB no good. I put new $8,000 Barabus dusty wheels on car, look very good. Car ok now. thank you"
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Wow, when did dklein get an S500?
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Wow, when did dklein get an S500?
nope, not dklein.

In fact, one of those rare members who can write poorly or coherently on command.

We should extend an invitation to participate in the OT.

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That's why I don't want a $259,000 car, I'd miss changing the oil.
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Linky no worky. Thread get deleted?

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Linky no worky. Thread get deleted?

Hmmmnnn... don't know whats up with that, but allow me to assist. All quotes below attributed to Asaltydog http://www.benzworld.org/forums/members/asaltydog.html ;

In response to request for top speed posting;
"I had my 140 up to 235 mph in 2cd gear. I was in hurry to school to learn how to write English. Now I know to not to end sentence question in preposition to. But got very fast there. Teecher told me I had 2cd grade English. So he ask me what kind of 140 I have and how fast I have up to. The end... I so sorry, will apologize. Since everybody else lie about how fast dey car be, I just thought I'd lie to. It really not go mine 235mph in 2cd gear. But I put $10,000 ghetto rims on it and it went 195 after that. But I really did want to learn how to write English before I came to this forum to do it. Please accept my humbal apolugies, didn't mean to make you cry for Exterminator. No hard feelers. Thank you."


In response to a kitted W220 for sale;
"Ok - I'll make an offer. Let's start with:

* Partial picture, unknown year, we'll go half way. Let's say a 2002. Value: $23000
* Mileage, over 100k, cannot even get warranty. Most insurers won't insure. No institution will lend money. Deduct $7000
* Head reast screens, in-dash mods, hacks: deduct $2900
* Upgraded leather insert hacks all around, deduct $4800 to replace seats/leather back to factory
* Powder coated ghetto rims, deduct $3100 to put factory rims back on car
* Tinting: add $300
* Complete custom ride, totally un-insurable from any insurance company. We'll assume all money spent on car was in aftermarket plastic kits and -not- good routine maintenance like transmission, motor, hydraulics etc. Deduct $5000

So:

+ 23000
- 7000
- 2900
- 4800
- 3100
+300
- 5000
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$400 - Final offer

This is my offer, and you must deliver it with a CLEAR TITLE. You must provide all original equipment that was removed from this poor car. You must insure this is not a salvalge title. All of your leins, arrest warrants and vehicular warrants must be resolved. All drugs must be removed from car, as well as guns and uncashed welfare checks. You must also pay me an appraisal fee for taking the time to review this automobile of $4000. Total due to me: $3,600.00. I will accept paypal only. Offer expires Saturday, February 24th, 2007 at 10:00pm EST.

Regards,

Salty"


In response to some rim pics posted;
"You ghetto wannabee's ain't gonna be happy till you trash every 140 on the planet are you? Caddys, then Lexus, then Hummer, now it's 140s. You simple 9mm packing, drug running, 7-11 robbing, jail baiting worthless gutless nobodys all bees alike if you ax on me."



"Now I took dat picture of you wheel up there, and shows dem bad-azz wheels to alls de mudafukas down to the hood. They goes “yo! Checks them black azz rivits all round de outsides on them rivits on dems rims! Yoooweee those is some bad Ebay chit right dere, I pop a cap in them bad muthafukas too”! I wants my azz a pimp up ghetto 140 like all you bad azz packin homey-popping super glides like you gots out here on dis her forums. And nobody like you dumb azz anyway saltydog chump. You sees, if I go an ax on yo azz what you be liking all over my rivity azz wheels, you aint suppose to say dey be chump bait. What wrong wif you azz Saltydog muthafuka- anyhow? You’s suppoze to say like everybody else do: “Hey homey de some goooood looking rims on dat ragged out 140 you gots dere yesirreee!”"


In response to some ugly Ebay W140's posted;
"Some ghetto jerkoff who be stayin at de Moonlight Motel on East 434 cause he spent de babys milk money on his get down body kit now all de brothers in de hood be admiring his own azz. And he dont needs to be a fixin that collapsed rear end before he steals some badd azz 20" wheel for his main ride"

and then, bewilderingly enough, the following in response to an overheating W140;
"Either the temp sensor didn't get hooked back up, or the fans are somehow disabled along the same lines ? COULD be running too lean, MAF could be mangled, a/c pressure/temps unhooked etc ?"

Fun stuff. HA!
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Dang, the post in the W220 section was a BIG improvement.

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I just PM'd Salty a link to this post to let him know he's the proud star of his very own thread! I had almost as much fun reading his posts as I did THE ELECTRIC HORSEMAN's!!
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