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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 09:19 AM
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Smile whats long and hard

whats long and hard on an electrician ?
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whats long and hard on a trucker?
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whats long and hard on a teacher?
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OK now your turn whats long and hard on you.
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The occupation of Iraq, as quoted by Rumsfled: "a long hard slog".

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What's long and hard on me?

My....Johnson, get in here. Yes sir? What is that? It looks like...
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My....Johnson, get in here. Yes sir? What is that? It looks like...
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