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post #1 of 62 (permalink) Old 02-25-2007, 12:18 PM Thread Starter
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Can't find a decent paying load until tomorrow so here I sit, sippin' Bud with the AIR CONDITIONING on.
This place is the nearest thing to paradise that I know of although I imagine the summer months to be brutal. Where is my buddy PBJ or whatever?

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Look in your rv mirror -- I think he's slashing your tires.

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When my daughter was about 8, she came home from school one day and recited a lovely poem:

Girls go the college
To get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter
To get more stupider.

It really choked me up..... sniffle.....

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Look in your rv mirror -- I think he's slashing your tires.
Hah! my skill is still in "semi"-infancy. The other day I missed an exit and got off the highway to make a turn on a very narrow street. I hit a fire hydrant and PHHHHHEWWWW!! I heard a farting noise as the air rushed out of the tire. I completely mangeled a rim. A new one cost about twice as much as a Lorinser.

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Can't find a decent paying load until tomorrow so here I sit, sippin' Bud with the AIR CONDITIONING on.
This place is the nearest thing to paradise that I know of although I imagine the summer months to be brutal. Where is my buddy PBJ or whatever?
ok where the hell is jupiter
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ok where the hell is jupiter
It's almost on the head of the dangling dick.

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It's almost on the head of the dangling dick.

you need to check for hemeroids while your head is up your ass buddy.
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you need to check for hemeroids while your head is up your ass buddy.

HAHA, he said "ass buddy".
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you need to check for hemeroids while your head is up your ass buddy.
Unless you can get a grasp on innuendo and double-entendre or even a clever turn of phrase, your days here, I fear, are numbered.

< Dangling dick and its respective head.

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