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Sucks that it's not snowing in New Jersey yet. I wouldn't mind getting like 2 feet of snow so school is canceled tomorrow.
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I don't really know what Hepotitis B is, all I know is that the bitch told me that I was vaccinated for it which means it comes up in tests so I should not worry. She did say that if I ever have sex with a girl that was not vaccinated then she will get it from me. Kind of strange huh?
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I don't really know what Hepotitis B is, all I know is that the bitch told me that I was vaccinated for it which means it comes up in tests so I should not worry. She did say that if I ever have sex with a girl that was not vaccinated then she will get it from me. Kind of strange huh?
fyi hep b is a blood disorder it lives in the liver and slowly kills you .
most people get it from using a dirty needles but ypou can get it through a tainted blood product.and through stool
not a nice thing to have
ash roch 107 he has to study it as he is an ambulance attendant.
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"Hepatitis B."

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Med-school material for sure!
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Hey everybody!!! I've been gone for a while but who cares anyway. My semester is kicking my ass really badly plus I have been going to numerous interviews for internships etc, oh yeah, now I'm also dating the Albanian chic that left her American fiance for me. Aside from that everything is fine and dandy on my side. Then again, I got the biggest scare of my life this Friday when I went to get tested for STDs at Rutgers. The lady nurse told me that I have Hepotitis B but then she said it only came out because I was vaccinated for it. Talk about having my hair stand up on my neck when the ugly bitch told me in a very serious tone. I'm not really fucking any chics right now aside from my girlfriend....truth is, I'm not bored yet so I'll keep tapping that ass for now. The good thing is that she is graduating this May so she won't be up my ass all the time for talking to girls. I am not graduating until May 2008 with my dual-degrees so I have much fun to take care of during that time. I sort of played it smart and left all the dumb classes for the end ie. history, art, biology...by the way, what the fuck do I need two Biology classes when I'm a Finance and Economics major? If anybody works for these companies please contact me so you can get me in....I have an interview with Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, CitiGroup and Valley National Bank. The intern position that I am interviewing for is Financial Analyst. Last week I was offered an intern position at Novartis to be a Government Rebate Analyst but I am still holding out on my decision until I go to these interviews. It's amazing how much they pay you just to be an intern, especially when you get on Wall Street. I don't really feel like working with Medicaid and crap like that. Enough of my rambling....I figured that I would give my uncle a quick update (professor). Well I'm off to write a paper on some stupid Ancient Greek named Solon.

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it's rather obvious that you could use more then one biology class. now get cracking punk.



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"Hepatitis B."

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Med-school material for sure!
nope basic training if you work in any trade that deals with biological hazards
mine was hypoclorination
the chlorination of drinking water and waste water.
i suggest you look it up its more common than aids and just as deadly.

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it's rather obvious that you could use more then one biology class. now get cracking punk.
the biology classes are so he knows whitch ass to kiss when he gets a job.
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waist water? colostomy bag time?



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the biology classes are so he knows whitch ass to kiss when he gets a job.
I didn't necessarily need biology but they ask for two classes which have a LAB CLASS attached to it. I didn't feel like taking Chemistry nor did I want to go for GEOLOGY so I chose BIOLOGY (hey that kind of rhymes). I figured there should be plenty of MED STUDENTS in there so the girls can do the lab for me. I cannot take it when I see nasty smelly animals which are ready to be dissected. When I was in high school I got my lab partners to do all that shit...I dress too nice to be covered in frog guts.
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