Originally Posted by dklein
i cant my wife takes in every fuckin stray that she can find they just seem to come to her .
we had the meanest fuckin cat came around last fall it attacked my dogs and won .scratched the hell out of me .
took the wife 2 minutes and it was on her lap purring like a kitten.that cat lived under the front porch all winter it disapeared one day (i think the cayotees got it )2 days later another cat showed up. if i became a vet id hate to thing it .animals everywhere.
Man I know exactly how you feel. We have an alpha male cat in here that thinks he is above me and challenges me when I am in bed next to my wife. I threw shoes at him and he kept charging. Once he is cradled by my wife he goes into lala land but keeps an eye on me. He always position himslef so he is facing me, it's just amazing. Oh he beats my big dog and all the other cats eat after he does. One day he yelled at me then tapped me on the elbow when I was correcting one of my boyz for screwing up. He basically was trying to tell me that he da boss.
Many mornings I have woken up with scratches on my forehead and I suspect that bastard did it. Don't worry though I have a plan for him. This summer we are spending it at my cabin in Virginia and all the animals are going with us. I am going to make sure that everyone else will come back. Somehow I am going to tell him that he is in charge of the cabin until we come back next summer. Let him eat lemmings.