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Gunman Kills 2 Clowns in Colombian Circus !

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.

The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali on Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters.

One of the clowns was killed instantly, and the second died the next day in hospital.

"The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the incident," Henao said in a telephone interview. "We are investigating the motive."

With an entrance fee of under 50 cents, Circo del Sol de Cali attracts mostly poor Colombians. It pitched its tents in Cucuta, near the border with Venezuela, earlier this month.

"The clowns came out to give their show, and then this guy came out shooting them, it was terrible."






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Sorry, Dave shot 'em first.

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they may have been getting funny with the guys wife !
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they may have been getting funny with the guys wife !
Wife most likely possessed a clown pussy.

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Wife most likely possessed a clown pussy.
You mean one of those ' Jumbo squirt flowers ' , no wonder the clowns couldn't stay away !
Clowns love a squirter
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I bet the shooter was a Mime. ?
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I bet the shooter was a Mime. ?




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he knew what type of gun to use ! but did he know if he got the right two clowns
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he knew what type of gun to use ! but did he know if he got the right two clowns



Good point.



He obviously missed by a few Cuntinents !




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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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They taste funny.

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