Even the necrophiles are repulsed - Mercedes-Benz Forum

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-20-2007, 08:41 PM Thread Starter
Will Moderate For Cigars
 
cmitch's Avatar
 
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
Posts: 10,691
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Quoted: 204 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
(Thread Starter)
Even the necrophiles are repulsed

Talking about beating a dead whore to death. The pathologist has warned that if they don't bury the Anna Nicole remains soon, the body may become too decomposed for a family viewing. The judge ordered today that the remains be held for more testing in the paternity cases pending. I'd say she's probably about the color of Kermit the frog now. What will be left to test in two weeks?? (Professor's vomit picture here).

2005 S430 4Matic 'Morton' W220.183 • 722.671 Rest in Peace

Bells and whistles are thorns and thistles.
cmitch is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-20-2007, 09:12 PM
BenzWorld Elite
 
BadBenz94's Avatar
 
Date registered: Feb 2003
Vehicle: 2001 Jaguar XJR, 1994 E320(sold)
Location: Kankakee,IL
Posts: 1,849
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
My uncle owns 4 funeral homes and you can keep a body quit a long time if cold enough. Example, an elderly lady was trying to get her dog off the ice(it was very thin) on our very own Kankakee river and sadly fell into the river and drowned. However she was not found until spring when the river began to thaw, after getting a few, bugs shall we say, out of her, they embalmed her and she was fine for viewing. I saw her and never would have known she was under for 3 months.

My Car WOO HOO...... Now SOLD
New car.... 2001 Jaguar XJR!!!!

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Thomas Jefferson
BadBenz94 is offline  
post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-20-2007, 09:15 PM
Boring Cars...meh!
 
Nutz 4 Benz's Avatar
 
Date registered: Aug 2005
Vehicle: 81 280E, 84 500SEC, 87 560, 89 "300E", 91 500SL, 15 E350 4Matic Estate, 71 BMW 2002, +others
Location: Hawai'i (Maui)
Posts: 15,982
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 17 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
Garage
Yeah,that's the way they do it up in Alaska,put 'em on ice

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c328/nutz4benz/W123/6C3A9CA5-EDFF-4834-8125-34B70B20A676_zpsiyesrawz.jpg
Nutz 4 Benz is offline  
post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-20-2007, 10:46 PM
~BANNED~
 
deathrattle's Avatar
 
Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: 1992 W126 300 SE
Location: Head in the clouds
Posts: 11,045
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Necrophilia?-some people get turned on by living skeletons. It takes all sorts you know!
deathrattle is offline  
post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 04:58 AM
Forum Administrator RC Colas® & Moon Pies®
 
Digmenow's Avatar
 
Date registered: Oct 2006
Vehicle: 1981 380SL 151K: 2001 E320 4Matic Estate 147K: 2008 E350 Sport 4Matic 120K: 2005 S500 116K
Location: The Land of Pleasant Living
Posts: 36,516
Mentioned: 13 Post(s)
Quoted: 1277 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBenz94
My uncle owns 4 funeral homes and you can keep a body quit a long time if cold enough. Example, an elderly lady was trying to get her dog off the ice(it was very thin) on our very own Kankakee river and sadly fell into the river and drowned. However she was not found until spring when the river began to thaw, after getting a few, bugs shall we say, out of her, they embalmed her and she was fine for viewing. I saw her and never would have known she was under for 3 months.
Any word on the dog?

Dig's edit: Please don't hate. It's just that we know what happened to the unfortunate woman but no one ever reports on the pet. It was not the dog's fault she went on the ice. The dog did not know any better.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


Last edited by Digmenow; 02-21-2007 at 05:29 AM.
Digmenow is offline  
post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 05:33 AM
BenzWorld Elite
 
Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 95 E300
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 36,850
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 392 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Digmenow
Any word on the dog?

Dig's edit: Please don't hate. It's just that we know what happened to the unfortunate woman but no one ever reports on the pet. It was not the dog's fault she went on the ice. The dog did not know any better.
Dogs like cold cuts. He'll be fine.
Botnst is offline  
post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 06:00 AM
BenzWorld Elite
 
BadBenz94's Avatar
 
Date registered: Feb 2003
Vehicle: 2001 Jaguar XJR, 1994 E320(sold)
Location: Kankakee,IL
Posts: 1,849
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Digmenow
Any word on the dog?

Dig's edit: Please don't hate. It's just that we know what happened to the unfortunate woman but no one ever reports on the pet. It was not the dog's fault she went on the ice. The dog did not know any better.
Yes the dog lived. Her daughter is a vet and lived right down the street from her and found the dog but couldnt find her mom.

My Car WOO HOO...... Now SOLD
New car.... 2001 Jaguar XJR!!!!

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Thomas Jefferson
BadBenz94 is offline  
post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 06:16 AM
Membership withdrawn by request
 
Von Vorschlag's Avatar
 
Date registered: Apr 2006
Vehicle: A red Vimana
Location: the pale blue dot
Posts: 19,563
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 1119 Post(s)
oh crap , I wanted a happy ending
Attached Images
 
Von Vorschlag is offline  
post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 11:45 AM
BenzWorld Elite
 
mcbear's Avatar
 
Date registered: Apr 2004
Vehicle: E500Es
Location: The BlueGrass State
Posts: 29,579
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
While I understand the need to hold the body incase there is a murder investigation, why does ANS need to still be among us for the paternity tests. That paternity test thingie could have been handled in under 48 hour [much less if you used the CSI TV techniques].

And in yesterday's news, they just came to an agreement on burial of James Brown. He has been dead since New Year's. I am guessing he don't Feel Good.

McBear,
Kentucky

Being smart is knowing the difference, in a sticky situation between a well delivered anecdote and a well delivered antidote - bear.
mcbear is offline  
post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 11:47 AM
~BANNED~
 
Date registered: Aug 2002
Posts: 41,649
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Quoted: 1763 Post(s)
Fuck this silly shit. We need to get our mind back on real news! Like what happened to Paris, Brittany, and Justin!
Shane is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Mercedes-Benz Forum > General Mercedes-Benz Forums > Off-Topic

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Mercedes-Benz Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in











  • Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
     
    Thread Tools
    Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
    Email this Page Email this Page
    Display Modes
    Linear Mode Linear Mode



    Posting Rules  
    You may post new threads
    You may post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts

    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is On
    HTML code is Off
    Trackbacks are On
    Pingbacks are On
    Refbacks are On

     

    Title goes here

    close
    video goes here
    description goes here. Read Full Story
    For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome