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It is obvious that I'm the chosen one!


Hahaha-

I took my three daughters to the British Museum last year, where there is an exact replica of The David. They spent a considerable time studying him and after a while I went up and asked them what was so fascinating.
They said " Haven't you noticed, he's got such unusually large....................hands"

And they are right!
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LOL. New rule: all participants must wash thoroughly before placing their nads on the scale. On second thought, KamiL is the official scale cleaner, so have at it!

Well, I'm out.

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LOL. New rule: all participants must wash thoroughly before placing their nads on the scale. On second thought, KamiL is the official scale cleaner, so have at it!
Why are you so mean to Kamil? Give that job to guage
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Oi, that tickles!


Man, that is a look of genuine infatuation, or to ues a line from an old German TV show I used to watch (Es Darf Gelacht Werden) - "die Hausfrau ist Begeistert!"

I mean, look at those eyes as she fondles that set of whatever animal's gonads, with seeming unbridled interest and enthusiasm! Cuban is right, I think there are another 150 photos in a series with that spectacularly described outcum!

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Hahaha-

I took my three daughters to the British Museum last year, where there is an exact replica of The David. They spent a considerable time studying him and after a while I went up and asked them what was so fascinating.
They said " Haven't you noticed, he's got such unusually large....................hands"

And they are right!
It's the nose that you should worry about
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Nuts is what most here nibble on , as for bollocks , I use this to get them hairy boys around .
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we have a winner

look at the expression of joy and surprise on the judge/moderator's face.























duh, how could I, of all the people, forget about this one...

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Wink balls



ok hears a few prarie oysters for you.

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