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Old 240Ds? That should be a crime. Oh, wait, it IS!!

That is pretty fvcking graphic. Those whackers suck.
hey, that's nothing, thanks to our own incompetance, the Iraqis build the Cadillac of car bombs, same design, but instead of fertilizer they load the car up with military stuff like artillery shells and aerial bombs. That is why they take out over a hundred people at a time, when the paltry Lebanese have to be content with a dozen or so.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Hah! I tried buying them for my wife ONCE. It was extremely embarrassing returning a perfectly good pair of Earth Shoes with my own excrement and a minute portion of my colon on the toe section.
ROFL. That's what you get--fucking Earth Shoes. You're lucky you got off that easily.

Ohhh....'got off'--not a good choice of words, as you prolly didn't get off for a month after that.
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ROFL. That's what you get--fucking Earth Shoes. You're lucky you got off that easily.

Ohhh....'got off'--not a good choice of words, as you prolly didn't get off for a month after that.

Well, maybe I'm stretching the truth a bit. I wouldn't subject anyone to Earth shoes but my point was that no matter how well you think you know a woman, finding an apt gift is near impossible. The only thing she ever appreciated was a cylindrical object that accepts C batteries and sounds remarkably like my electric razor.. Success!!......sorta

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Well, maybe I'm stretching the truth a bit. I wouldn't subject anyone to Earth shoes but my point was that no matter how well you think you know a woman, finding an apt gift is near impossible. The only thing she ever appreciated was a cylindrical object that accepts C batteries and sounds remarkably like my electric razor.. Success!!......sorta
Give her this--guaranteed success, even when you can't get it right.

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Amusing to see the box the Bosch/H4 euros came in had the disclaimer: "For off road use only"
I noticed that too! My 380 is registered as "Historic" and as such, is not subject to state inspection in Maryland. Unless someone here notifies the A.A.Co. cops to check every lapis blue '81 for USDOT's, I'm probably ok.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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^^^^^^

I ran 80/100 watt bulbs in my Porsche, which in the UK are sold 'Strictly for off road use'. I told the bloke in the shop I was buying them specifically so that I didn't go off road round the twistys at night. They are brilliant, obviously.
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Give her this--guaranteed success, even when you can't get it right.

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^^^^^^^^

You have to ask? ppffffffffff!!
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just run the prof over with your d mag
10 bucks says the prof whines like a little girl after the first bitch slap
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Give her this--guaranteed success, even when you can't get it right.



Ah yes, the girlfriends girlfriend.



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