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Hee it go, suh

A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach.
On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman, stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she would do the same. The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses.
The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo, eating another slice of watermelon.
Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the husband enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?" The wife again refuses.
This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the last day of the honeymoon. Each morning they would pass by the woman, each morning the husband would try to persuade his new wife to copy her and each morning the wife would refuse.
However, it being the last morning the husband gives it one more try and enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house and walks up to the overweight woman on the front porch. "What does it feel like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?" she asks, hesitantly.
"I don't rightly know, replies the woman, "but it sure keeps the flies off of my watermelon."

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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Ears!, I guess when you get through with them they look more like Radar than a woman
Naah, did not receive any complaints, I am gentle.

Good insurance policy too against the accident, you know...
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Hee it go, suh


I think you would prefer she was your 'auntie' :-
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I think you would prefer she was your 'auntie' :-
She could use a stack of ho' cakes.

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Smile farm remedies.for sex

koochy koochy too


you know i think the ear grabbing and hair pullin has a lot to do with rodeo sex.


now you know every farm boy knows that nothing sucks harder than a newborn calf.
thats why we look forward to calfing time .and as for the ladies peanut butter and pupies willsuffice .






ok proff insert pukemeister here....
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She could use a stack of ho' cakes.
Sure she cuh hunny, buh she stih wun't leh yo molass hur, no suh!
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Sure she cuh hunny, buh she stih wun't leh yo molass hur, no suh!
thats degrading , you should appologise to all african americans
then kill yourself to show you really mean it
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I forgot what I was going to say.
That's Bush's fault.

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What to FTL and Brittany have in common? They both would rather not have Bush around.
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