When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 12 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde."
Now, we have a nice house, a pair of Mercedes, a big bed and a couple of plasma screen TVs, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 12 inch black and white TV.
Aren't wives great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....
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I know exactly where you are coming from. I told my 28 yr. old wife that my being Muslim entitled me to 3 more wives and she said it certainly did but if and when I went in search for them just make sure they were willing to live poor with my poor ass.
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When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 12 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde."
Now, we have a nice house, a pair of Mercedes, a big bed and a couple of plasma screen TVs, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 12 inch black and white TV.
Aren't wives great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....
That is hilarious. Reminds me of something a friend once said.
"How much does a girlfriend cost when you are married?"
I know exactly where you are coming from. I told my 28 yr. old wife that my being Muslim entitled me to 3 more wives and she said it certainly did but if and when I went in search for them just make sure they were willing to live poor with my poor ass.
There is one member here that is married to three or four
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