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post #11 of 41 (permalink) Old 02-09-2007, 05:26 PM
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hit on every female attendant if you are a straight man. If you're gay, try hitting on male cabin attendant and see if he'll let you in the cockpit. That should you keep you busy for at least 6 hours, provided you are flying non-unionized Asian carriers - their flight attendants will not cry foul when fired for being overweight, ugly, or unfriendly.

out of curiosity, how long of a flight are you anticipating?

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hit on every female attendant if you are a straight man. If you're gay, try hitting on male cabin attendant and see if he'll let you in the cockpit. That should you keep you busy for at least 6 hours, provided you are flying non-unionized Asian carriers - their flight attendants will not cry foul when fired for being overweight, ugly, or unfriendly.

out of curiosity, how long of a flight are you anticipating?
hmmmm yes like these babes
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Try to find a medication called Mandrax. It'll be the best flight ever!

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Ambien and red wine. I fly to China and Europe a couple times a year and this combo is the best. Bose noise cancelling headphones are awesome for the inflight movies or whatever you have on your laptop/iPod.
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out of curiosity, how long of a flight are you anticipating?
Well, he's in the UK, so probably London to Edinburgh or something like that. You know, long haul.

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Didn't Anna Nichole Smith recently ask this question? I would check other threads with the search function.
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Speaking of flights...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and,therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I startled you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger yelled, "THAT'S NOTHING!!! YOU SHOULD SEE THE *BACK* OF MINE!!!"

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Skanks on a plane.

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Skanks on a plane.
Hence the Mandrax.....

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