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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2007, 07:45 PM Thread Starter
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Recently a man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. His mistress
found the ring in his pants pocket, and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to
slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) having your mistress find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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Could you repeat that, I had my hearing aid turned off.
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3. gets my vote.
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I found my wedding ring stuck on my nose. Doesn't come off, either.

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