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Halleliuyah! Praise Jesus! Great God Almighty I am CURED!

You know how it goes, you're a great minister for years, you build mighty churches, and hey, you suck one cock and what do people remember you as?

The last line of this article is hilarious.


Minister: Haggard 'completely heterosexual'
Updated 2/6/2007 11:57 AM ET


DENVER (AP) — One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Ralph said the board spoke with people close to Haggard while investigating his claim that his only extramarital sexual contact happened with Mike Jones. The board found no evidence to the contrary.

"If we're going to be proved wrong, somebody else is going to come forward, and that usually happens really quickly," he said. "We're into this thing over 90 days and it hasn't happened."

Haggard resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals last year after allegations of sexual misconduct surfaced. He was also forced out from the 14,000 New Life Church that he founded years ago in his basement after Jones alleged Haggard paid him for sex and sometimes used methamphetamine when they were together. Haggard, who is married, has publicly admitted to "sexual immorality."

Haggard said in an e-mail Sunday, his first communication in three months to church members, that he and his wife, Gayle, plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology. The e-mail said the family hasn't decided where to move but that they were considering Missouri and Iowa.

Another oversight board member, the Rev. Mike Ware of Westminster, said the group recommended the move out of town and the Haggards agreed.

"This is a good place for Ted," Ware said. "It's hard to heal in Colorado Springs right now. It's like an open wound. He needs to get somewhere he can get the wound healed."

It was also the oversight board that strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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You know how it goes, you're a great minister for years, you build mighty churches, and hey, you suck one cock and what do people remember you as?

The last line of this article is hilarious.


Minister: Haggard 'completely heterosexual'
Updated 2/6/2007 11:57 AM ET


DENVER (AP) — One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Ralph said the board spoke with people close to Haggard while investigating his claim that his only extramarital sexual contact happened with Mike Jones. The board found no evidence to the contrary.

"If we're going to be proved wrong, somebody else is going to come forward, and that usually happens really quickly," he said. "We're into this thing over 90 days and it hasn't happened."

Haggard resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals last year after allegations of sexual misconduct surfaced. He was also forced out from the 14,000 New Life Church that he founded years ago in his basement after Jones alleged Haggard paid him for sex and sometimes used methamphetamine when they were together. Haggard, who is married, has publicly admitted to "sexual immorality."

Haggard said in an e-mail Sunday, his first communication in three months to church members, that he and his wife, Gayle, plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology. The e-mail said the family hasn't decided where to move but that they were considering Missouri and Iowa.

Another oversight board member, the Rev. Mike Ware of Westminster, said the group recommended the move out of town and the Haggards agreed.

"This is a good place for Ted," Ware said. "It's hard to heal in Colorado Springs right now. It's like an open wound. He needs to get somewhere he can get the wound healed."

It was also the oversight board that strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work.
I blame Bush for this . . . if he had his priorities straight, we'd have a Constitutional amendment against homosexual contact, and this never would have happened.
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Hey guys, if you suck one cock, that makes you a cocksucker! ROTFLMAO, I've heard of this so-called "double standard" before. How many women do we know for which we use this term? Not many, I suspect; they are either swallowers or spitters (God Bless those women!)

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This is so funny. What would we do without the evangelicals? They provide so much entertainment. Thanks, god, for putting these people here.
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I saw some clips from Nancy Pelosi's daughter's documentary on this crowd the other night, on Letterman I think. Unreal. He was giddy talking about how much sex Christians engage in and how 100% of the time the female partners of those Christian male sex machines cum. A little frantic about it, as he declared something about "where do you think all those children come from?"

He was looking pretty conspicuously gay to me. Hard to believe a three week exile with a bunch of winking and smilling Christian studs would straighten him out for life. Jim
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Aw great! You gone and made him cry again.


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Haggard said in an e-mail Sunday, his first communication in three months to church members, that he and his wife, Gayle, plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology.
I don't know his wife, but I can tell you from what we've heard of Haggard, he's just whacko enough to make a perfect Psychologist. What's the old saying? "Physician, heal thyself!"
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I think they're faking it. Not just the females, the whole charade. Anytime someone starts telling me what a devout Christian they are I start watching the silverware.
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Great miracles a mighty! Rev Robertson has checked Haggard's anus, and Glory be to God, its so tight he can suck the eraser off a pencil with it! Only God could perform such a miracle! Get down on your knees! haggard? Haggard! Oh, my, what is he doing!

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