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Old 01-24-2007, 06:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fear mongerers call me every night. My wife says "at least they call".

I just got a call from the ACLJ. Ever heard of them? Me neither.

Well...they informed me that the guy who went to the supreme court to get God out of the pledge is at it again. This time trying to strike In God We Trust from our currency.

Apparently this will lead to the death of baby Jesus and will usher in the dark lord to build a satanic kingdom here in the US.

All they need is...guess what...to stop him. Can you imagine what they need?

YES. MY MONEY! $100 to save us from Satan? Well, I had to pass.

As you can imagine, I like to fuck with these people by telling them how I am setting up my own foundation to fight right along side them and i'd appreciate any financial help they could give me.

The ACLU called me and told me that if i didn't send in money to stop Bush I would probably end up in a gulag for people who have viewed porn on the internet. All they need to save us? $$$$$

I am sick of the NRA calling me to tell me that any day my guns and maybe my children will be taken away by Nancy Pelosi.

I get the feeling that the ACLU and the ACLJ get together at night and laugh at the idiots who give them money.

Newt Gingrich's digital voice called me. At least he was going to give me a book if I joined the fight to stop something bad from happening that was the result of me not giving him money.

Who do you feel comfortable donating money to for the purpose of forwarding a political cause? Anyone?
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Old 01-24-2007, 09:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I just got a call from the ACLJ. Ever heard of them? Me neither.

Well...they informed me that the guy who went to the supreme court to get God out of the pledge is at it again. This time trying to strike In God We Trust from our currency.

Apparently this will lead to the death of baby Jesus and will usher in the dark lord to build a satanic kingdom here in the US.

All they need is...guess what...to stop him. Can you imagine what they need?

YES. MY MONEY! $100 to save us from Satan? Well, I had to pass.

As you can imagine, I like to fuck with these people by telling them how I am setting up my own foundation to fight right along side them and i'd appreciate any financial help they could give me.

The ACLU called me and told me that if i didn't send in money to stop Bush I would probably end up in a gulag for people who have viewed porn on the internet. All they need to save us? $$$$$

I am sick of the NRA calling me to tell me that any day my guns and maybe my children will be taken away by Nancy Pelosi.

I get the feeling that the ACLU and the ACLJ get together at night and laugh at the idiots who give them money.

Newt Gingrich's digital voice called me. At least he was going to give me a book if I joined the fight to stop something bad from happening that was the result of me not giving him money.

Who do you feel comfortable donating money to for the purpose of forwarding a political cause? Anyone?

Dave, No use to get all upset. It is FTL calling, seems he as overspent on that holiday in Hawaii and last night in a tittie bar in Dallas with Dig they went overboard and now owe the wrong people lots of cash. Any donation will help these 2 immensely.
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I dont donate to anyone who calls on the phone. Often time even if its the local "Fraternal Order Of Police", it is really a for profit(well it pays for the operation of their own company) organization that calls for the locals and gives a % of what they collect, but it is nowhere near 100%. I give to the United Way, my church, Kiwanis, the Lions Club, Salvation Army and other organizations that have proved their efficiency in putting the money in the right places.
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