Originally Posted by FeelTheLove
I purchased a caravan once, it was a very unpleasant experience. The women bitched all the time and the camels spit on me.
FTL...you got them mixed up again. You RIDE the camels...
So the legionnaires were stationed at a desert outpost and one of the young recruits says to the others," I am gonna go crazy if I don't get laid soon." The sergeant replies,” Use the camel...she's tied up outside."
"The CAMEL?", he asked.
"It's OK...we ALL do it, son. Hell, I've done it myself." replied the sergeant.
A few minutes later the men hear the sound of a camel in distress, so they check outside and find the young recruit with his pants around his ankles climbing on the backside of a terrified camel.
"What the hell are you doing?", demanded the Sarge.
"What? You said you ALL do it! You said YOU'VE done it!", he replied.
"We have ALL ridden the camel to the BROTHEL at the oasis, you idiot."