Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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The shit I miss pulling an all nighter at the Legend's Steakhouse!
The girlfriend that you have is a real prize, let me tell ya. She likes nothing you say, nothing you do and BITCHES because you drive a MERCEDES?? My lovely wife, not to make you jealous, said she'd settle for a Chevy HHR as her next ride. I'm like, no hon, that's just not gonna do. You'll drive the safest car in the world if it's where we can afford it. So she smiled and gave me a 30 minute blow job.
But really, I'd take that Mercedes hatin' girl home, slap her around a little bit, tie her hands in front of her, shove a pillow in her mouth and . . .
Fuck her in the ass!
Then, when I got done, I'd wipe a brown stripe down her spine. That way, if she ever leaves you, she can never say, "I want my shit back!".
2005 S430 4Matic 'Morton' W220.183 • 722.671 Rest in Peace
Bells and whistles are thorns and thistles.