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I with you all the way coon lol , something about beans is all got .
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LoL thats rich coming form a Yank hahahhahahhha
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We got home from the grocery store and two cans of baked beans that my wife had put aside at the checkout were in our bag.

Thank God this motel has hot water and a wireless network.

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We got home from the grocery store and two cans of baked beans that my wife had put aside at the checkout were in our bag.

Thank God this motel has hot water and a wireless network.

Ah, a stout fellow who appreciates British haute cuisine, beans on toast , or 'Les skin'eads sur un raft' as they are more grandly known.
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I say sorta Girlfriend simply because............ She hates all my fav music. She says she can't stand how I like Mercedes Benz, She don't like how I like to get up late on sunday and go to brunch then wander thru an art gallery after, The onlyu thing she says about my Cabernnet wine is it sucks, and always says "put the roof up on this gawd awfull car" (my SLK) and she won't even set a foot inside my 31 packard......
So why do I? Because I am a guy and I really need a female...................
Hmmm . . . I'd sooner date my palm than keep this woman around . . .
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The shit I miss pulling an all nighter at the Legend's Steakhouse!

The girlfriend that you have is a real prize, let me tell ya. She likes nothing you say, nothing you do and BITCHES because you drive a MERCEDES?? My lovely wife, not to make you jealous, said she'd settle for a Chevy HHR as her next ride. I'm like, no hon, that's just not gonna do. You'll drive the safest car in the world if it's where we can afford it. So she smiled and gave me a 30 minute blow job.

But really, I'd take that Mercedes hatin' girl home, slap her around a little bit, tie her hands in front of her, shove a pillow in her mouth and . . .

Fuck her in the ass!

Then, when I got done, I'd wipe a brown stripe down her spine. That way, if she ever leaves you, she can never say, "I want my shit back!".

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The shit I miss pulling an all nighter at the Legend's Steakhouse!

The girlfriend that you have is a real prize, let me tell ya. She likes nothing you say, nothing you do and BITCHES because you drive a MERCEDES?? My lovely wife, not to make you jealous, said she'd settle for a Chevy HHR as her next ride. I'm like, no hon, that's just not gonna do. You'll drive the safest car in the world if it's where we can afford it. So she smiled and gave me a 30 minute blow job.

But really, I'd take that Mercedes hatin' girl home, slap her around a little bit, tie her hands in front of her, shove a pillow in her mouth and . . .

Fuck her in the ass!

Then, when I got done, I'd wipe a brown stripe down her spine. That way, if she ever leaves you, she can never say, "I want my shit back!".
Shouldn't you be in church this morning, bible-boy?
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Shouldn't you be in church this morning, bible-boy?
Now, now DR. You was doing real good with that respect kinda thing, up until now.

Did the Jehovah's Witnesses pay you a visit yesterday, or something?

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