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Are you sure? I thought the agent of death was invented by a flame-haired, Irish descended Geordie executioner called Gill O'Tyne. She was quick to take off the head of anyone with a small brain but a big mouth. However, although she was indeed expert of dispatching many such cretin with one blow from her mighty axe, the splashes of blood on her shoes deeply troubled her, due to her particular penchant for elegant footwear. Accordingly, refusing to be seen in public in anything less than immaculate feminine pumps, and Jimmy Choo designer Wellingtons as yet an unimaginable dream, the only option was to develop a device capable of efficient multiple decapitations, whilst allowing the operator to enjoy the spectacle from a safe and sanitary distance. The rest, as they say, is history.

Footnote (pun intended)-Her progeny are rumoured to reside in the USA, from where the genes still assert their influence albeit via the more civilised 'Court of Reason' sometimes seen to sit on interweb fora.
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Do I to drink a Bud now?
I heard the Budweiser made in the former Czechoslovakia is pretty good. All we get here is the Anheuser-Busch piss water because they own the right to the name in the US.

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I heard the Budweiser made in the former Czechoslovakia is pretty good. All we get here is the Anheuser-Busch piss water because they own the right to the name in the US.

It is a superb beer-one of my all-time favourites.
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Is that you with your bow of burning gold and your arrows of desire? Who scalped you?
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No thats one of my archery buddies , good guess 'Coth of Gold ' and you know what we burn
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The existence of the French is an insult. We should force them to speak English, and those that won't should be put into concentration camps and gassed.

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