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In The Beginning God Created The .......!

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"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was

without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep.

And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.

Then God said, 'Let there be BenzWorld OT'; and there was BenzWorld OT.

"Then God said, ...............



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"...that BenzWorld OT should have purpose, I will populate it with transvestites and sheep shaggers..."

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And so it was populated it with transvestites and sheep shaggers , and God said ' The Holy Bible, which is the unerring magical Word of Myself, tells you that the Lord doth liketh meat, and that he liketh his meat well done. I mean like really really well done. I mean like burned to ashes well done. So go forth and flame '
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And so the flaming began. Over time a feature of God's Plan became apparent, dubbed by the brighter burning portion of the populace, "Natural Selection" and soon many of the Benzworld OT'ers learned to enjoy the high intensity of the heat from flaming in their world. And so it was that sheep shaggers and transvestites developed thick skins.
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..unlike the pantywaiste cowardly liberals whom doth cryeth into their mothers milk.

T'was also populated by those desireth of the 'Lude and dispersal of the part automotive from the deserted land of the phallic cacti and the snake who rattleth but not rolleth.



And the great flaming continued.....



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. . . and the Lord did send upon them, plagues of all kinds, each unto their own weaknesses, to torment and destroy morals of all the righteous on benzworld. Sayeth the Lord, "I will send among them those of loose morals; fornicators, adulterers, idolitors, homosexuals, thieves and politicians (esp. democrats LOL) to corrupt the good morals of my servants, for there is no room for all of them in heaven, to corruption they shall go" . . .

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and on the 7th post he popped a 'lude.



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He then commanded the perverts to go forth and multiply (for which some needed directions)

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"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was

without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep.

And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.

Then God said, 'Let there be BenzWorld OT'; and there was BenzWorld OT.

"Then God said, ...............



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