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Old, shriveled-up people begin to look all the same.
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Tsk, Tsk,
Thank you McBear, for drawing attention to my
phucked up grammar/spelling.
My shoolteaching mother would have been mortifed.

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I am using "offtopic" to conduct an impromptu study of "real life" Americans/values, the results do not encourage me to move to the US of A.
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It was late and I couldn't resist. Now, about that moving to the US. I see you are from Antrim. You might run into some McAllisters up there. They also were in Kintyre in Scotland. From what I can tell someone had a rowboot and two wives.

Anyway, if you were to come toward Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, you would feel right at home. Two thirds of the area is Scot-Irish. I would tell you places if you wanted to get away from all that but why...

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Which car? Gotta pull for somebody. Love to get my hands on a cup car, I have a GT3 RS on order. It's a March build.
As an upfront disclamer, I had nothing to do with the naming, just the electronics in the engine management system. It is the #69 from Screaming O Racing. It is owned by a local Cartiologist who is a very good driver. We also have a local driving the Autometrics Motorsports #14 GT3. That car is out of South Carolina.

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As an upfront disclamer, I had nothing to do with the naming, just the electronics in the engine management system. It is the #69 from Screaming O Racing. It is owned by a local Cartiologist who is a very good driver. We also have a local driving the Autometrics Motorsports #14 GT3. That car is out of South Carolina.
A physician of fine jewelry?

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You beat me to that one, TK! Anyway McBear, if you see a blood orange GT3 RS screaming down the Kentucky highways this fall it's probably me on the way to the Rennsport Reunion.
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A physician of fine jewelry?
No, fine maps.

Never could spell that one. Hopefully I will never have to look it up quickly.

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here ya go McBear it bears repeating:
Tony Blair is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of people with no obvious signs of injury. He goes to greet the first and the chap replies: "FAIR fa’ your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain e’ the puddin’ race! Aboon them a’ ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o’ a grace As lang ‘s my arm."

Tony, being somewhat confused goes to the next patient and greets him. He replies: "Some hae meat, and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thank it."

The third starts rattling off as follows: "Wee sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie, O, what a panic’s in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an chase thee, Wi murdering pattle!"

Tony turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this is; A mental ward? "No," replies the doctor. "It’s the Burns unit."
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Especially through decrepit old eyes

Piss off, ya cunt.
















funny, I think I heard that one before

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Old, shriveled-up people begin to look all the same.
Interesting... I have noticed that almost every newborn child looks a lot like Winston Churchill. I guess that is what they mean by coming full circle. Hummmmm


Don't believe everything you think

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