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OK here's what we do.
We beat her up, gang bang'er on the hood of her car face down in the RED paint while Jillian kicks her head in and FTL shouts abuse at her, beat her up again when we've finished and lock her in the trunk.

We can't castrate the father because he doesn't have any, maybe Shane can cornhole him.

What about the mother, anyone got 'dibs' on her ?




And I don't want to hear "Whadd'ya mean we ?"

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OK here's what we do.
We beat her up, gang bang'er on the hood of her car face down in the RED paint while Jillian kicks her head in and FTL shouts abuse at her, beat her up again when we've finished and lock her in the trunk.

We can't castrate the father because he doesn't have any, maybe Shane can cornhole him.

What about the mother, anyone got 'dibs' on her ?




And I don't want to hear "Whadd'ya mean we ?"

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Dude, you are fucking twisted.

Can I wear my stilettos? Or should I wear Docs? I can't decide...
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Doc's are soooo much sexier
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Can I wear my stilettos? Or should I wear Docs? I can't decide...


A different one on each foot.





Wait a minute, how many feet do you have ?



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Doc's are soooo much sexier
I know! I've been trying to get DR to give me his Union Jack pair for ages...
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Wait a minute, how many feet do you have ?
Not nearly enough.
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Not nearly enough.
Not nearly enough? Jill maybe you could clue in this ignorant male as to why women need so many shoes? My wife only has 2 feet but she is boarding on numbers of pairs that would have Imelda Marcos blinking. Feragamo's, Jimmy Choo's and other that I don't remember who makes them, Answer the age old question please, why do women need so many shoes?
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Not nearly enough? Jill maybe you could clue in this ignorant male as to why women need so many shoes? My wife only has 2 feet but she is boarding on numbers of pairs that would have Imelda Marcos blinking. Feragamo's, Jimmy Choo's and other that I don't remember who makes them, Answer the age old question please, why do women need so many shoes?
Sorry, Jak-pat, I can't help you. I hate shopping--except for shoes. I have over a hundred pair. I will say that I hardly ever throw out a pair of shoes (except trainers, etc.), so it's not like I'm buying a new pair every day--the collection just keeps growing. Let's hope my feet never do....

My brother, while building special shoe shelves into my closet, kept muttering 'Jillian--you only have TWO feet. Why do you have so many goddamned shoes???'.
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My brother, while building special shoe shelves into my closet, kept muttering 'Jillian--you only have TWO feet. Why do you have so many goddamned shoes???'.
Yeah he and I think alike, I have said that more than I care to to my wife and she sluffs it off and then shows up with a new pair about once a week except if in Singapore when it is 2 to 4 pair depending on style liked or not and sales sales sales. She has filled up 3 Indonesian Mohogany Shoe Cabinets (each 1 holds appx. 40) and now she is starting to put the excess in 1 of the spare bedrooms.
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If I include my motorcycle, fishing, shooting and bovver boots then I have well over 30 pairs of footwear and I'm not even fabulous. ;-)
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