Date registered: May 2005
Vehicle: 85 300 TDT
Location: The DC Burbs
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 19 Post(s)
Anybody else get this email recently? Entitled "Retirement Planning":
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Scott in MD/DC
85 TDT the "Blue Whale"
past: W124 wagon, W126, W202, W201, lotsa VDubs