New Trolls

[Roch207]

Any ideas on who the next troll will be? Already had a Nazi skin head and a Rabbi wannbe. Here is my guess:

Name: Pocawantus, Indian_babe, Indian80
Vehicle: Painted Pinto
Location: Mohegan Sun Casino
Sample post: "You stinking foreigners should get off our land. We were here first...blah blah...I love taking away all of your money at our casino...blah blah...White man speak with forked tongue....

Avatar:

[mzsmbs]

bring her on!!

[Roch207]

Name: Rev. Al Sharpton
Vehicle: 1976 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
Location: NYC, NY

Sample Post: I think when people turned on the television, when we marched in Howard Beach and Bensonhurst, and saw people holding watermelons and calling people "n*ggers" -- they never imagined that could happen in Brooklyn. If you had taken some people, brought them in a room and showed them tapes of those marches, they would have thought it was Birmingham in '63, or Selma. No one would have believed it was New York. I think that's one of the problems the media has with me -- that I was able to tear the veil off racism in New York. The civil rights issues of the 1950s and '60s never reached New York as a movement. The city sort of assumed this liberal image without ever going through the catharsis the South did.

[drewprof]

She can shave me with that thing anyday.

[Roch207]

Name: Lee
Vehicle: 1987 Plymouth Reliant, 1964 Mustang
Location: Detroit, MI

Sample post: If I were to take over DC there would be big changes. One chassis platform for all models. Cigar holders in all lines. You could buy a Mercedes at a Chrysler dealer and a Dodge at a Mercedes dealer. I would bring over the G-wagen swiss worker, but I'd badge it as a Jeep. Put a cheap plastic dashboard in it too! I'd call the SMART a Dodge Neon II and sell 300's as the new E -class. It will be great!

[Roch207]

Name: Ralph
Vehicle: Chevy Corsair, Toyota Prius
Location: Capital

Sample Post: I have taken it upon myself to try and sway you enviro-killers from your death wielding automobiles. Your gas guzzling SUV's and large luxo-sedans spewing toxic fumes and wasting precious fuel resources. Shame on you. I encourage you all to invest in electric hybrids....

[Von Vorschlag]

Pocawantus for OT mod

[yoseyman]

poke r where?

[my90300E]

Originally Posted by Von Vorschlag

Pocawantus for OT mod

That is not Pocawantus, that is UCANTUCHEM.

[Roch207]

OK, note to trolls. Using a hot Native American as an avatar would not have the desired irritable effect on posters. On the contrary, it appears to make posters completely forget the topic and fascinate about being scalped in a teepee.