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1st... What was the worst thing that ever happened to you when having or trying to have sex?


2nd..... Where was the most crazy place you tried or did do the act?
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1st... What was the worst thing that ever happened to you when having or trying to have sex?


2nd..... Where was the most crazy place you tried or did do the act?

nah...I'll let someone else start this one lol
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I tore a chicks vagina which resulted in an ER visit and she never spoke to me again,even though she was the one talking all that tough shit beforehand

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I tore a chicks vagina which resulted in an ER visit and she never spoke to me again,even though she was the one talking all that tough shit beforehand
So, you'll remember next time to take off the spurs before you finger the fishe.
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1st... What was the worst thing that ever happened to you when having or trying to have sex?


2nd..... Where was the most crazy place you tried or did do the act?

1. She closed her legs and broke my glasses.

2. On the school bus ^^^see above.
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Did ya wiggle your ears when you were up inside there.
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1. Going down on a girl

2. Public boat dock, night, all the way, cops too late, he he he!
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1. She closed her legs and broke my glasses.

2. On the school bus ^^^see above.
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1. dachshund jumped on the bed and wanted to play with us. Hated poor creature ever since.
2. Airplane!
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