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Why dogs are better than women

1. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

2. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late.

3. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

4. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

5. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.

6. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

7. A dog’s parents never visit.

8. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking
directions.

9. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

10. No dog ever bought a Barry Manilow album.

12. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

11. Dogs never criticize.

13. Dogs would rather have hamburger than lobster for dinner.

14. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you’ve had too much to drink

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16. It's ok if you lick your own balls.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
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Clemens.... pshawwwww.


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17. A dog actually enjoys sniffing your asshole.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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1. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

2. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late.

3. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

4. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

5. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.

6. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

7. A dog’s parents never visit.

8. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking
directions.

9. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

10. No dog ever bought a Barry Manilow album.

12. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

11. Dogs never criticize.

13. Dogs would rather have hamburger than lobster for dinner.

14. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you’ve had too much to drink


or maybe they just earn "style" points for being dogs..... idunno
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18. The only thing you have to do to get a blow job is rub your dick with bacon grease.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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17 Dogs may carry ticks but women carry crabs

*edit* make that 19

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17 Dogs may carry ticks but women carry crabs

*edit* make that 19

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