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20 things the perfect girlfriend may say

1) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.


2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?


3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!


4) Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?


5) That fart was great! Do another one!


6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.


7) You're so sexy with a hangover.


8) I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.


9) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.


10) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend?


11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight?


12) I really like football, can you take me to a game.


13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive.


14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.


15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea.


16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed.


17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows.


18) Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me.


19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time.


20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin.

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now chances of finding a woman that does all these?

0. what a shitty life us men live.

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Classic.
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Lmao

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21. My parents just told me that we could have the Malibu Beach house and not to worry about changing jobs my trust fund is worth 25 million.
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I'd be happy to hear just one of them...

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20 things that perfect girlfriend says now that you are married:

1) Blow job, I don't do that anymore.

2) Why don't you put down that beer and take out the trash.

3) Shave it? It is too cold out. I'm going to let it grow.

4) I want you to go to scrapbooking classes with me.

5) Your farting irritates me. I'm going to cut beans out of your diet.

6) Stop blaming the dog.

7) I've bought a flannel nightgown from LL Bean, wanna see?

8) I sold your X-box on ebay.

9) I cancelled your subscription to Penthouse and started Home and Garden.

10) What video? I burned them in case the kids go through the video box.

11) Anal sex? Hahahahahahahahahah.

12) Instead of the football game, we are going to go see the new Jennifer Anniston movie.

13) I am driving. You do want sex eventually don't you?

14) I voted today. I think my vote for Hillary will really make a difference.

15) Motorcycle? See #13

16) Do I look fat?

17) Does this outfit make me look fat?

18) Do you think my girlfriend is pretty?

19) Sex before work? I don't think it is Saturday night, is it?

20) Eeew, hand me your underwear...quick it is dripping. I hate this stuff.
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^^^^ nice follow up to a funny post
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^^^^ nice follow up to a funny post
Yes,very good #20 though...ewwwww!

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