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Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,



"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,





"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,




"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-28-2006, 05:11 AM
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Huh thanks alot Nuts , the Tax dept s security just bnned me out into the steet telling me to ' go home and pinch my own nipples ' .
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You get more by being nice, really nice. If this doesn't work after many tries let them have it with both barrels and make sure you ruin their day.
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You get more by being nice, really nice. If this doesn't work after many tries let them have it with both barrels and make sure you ruin their day.

A quiet voice and a single barrel should do the trick, if handled with style!
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