Originally Posted by Zeitgeist
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There really is only one great truth in the world Zeitgeist, and that is the true effectiveness of Feel The Love's Magic Member Cream
. Applied liberally on a daily basis, it will lengthen and thicken your love muscle beyond your significant other's wildest dreams. Gay or straight, high or bi, the utter magic of this natural tissue stimulant will leave you staring at your own personal Rhino Horn© in the mirror each morning, building your self-confidence and self-esteem in ways you can only begin to imagine. So purchase a tube, so the one in life most important to you can finally, fantastically Feel The Love
. Made with 100% natural "KV Water", an organic ingredient distilled from the finest hops and malt barley in a facility directly adjacent to my own house, a facilty where we store the finest classic Mercedes Benz automobiles along with our custom production apparatti, a vertible shrine to quality and taste. In this wonderland, Magic Member Cream
's secret ingredient, the patented "KV Water", is produced through a gentle natural process we call "kidney osmosis". "KV Water" is then blended with the finest fossil oils, produced by rotating these natural petroleum distillates at over 4,000 RPM in a custom Mercedes power plant. These rotations continue for many months, all the while being filtered in the finest German-made fossil oil filtration system produced on Planet Earth, and after this aging process is complete, these fossil oils are then slowly and thouroughly removed from the power plant, harnessing the potency of the lost ages. It is then gently mixed with the finest African DNA from Dafur province in The Sudan, forming a powerful tissue stimulant and aphrodiasic, more powerful than cloning and more potent than cocaine. Pick up a tube today! Special Benzworld discount, please PM me for details, and get ready to Feel The Love
Note: the above photograph is of my pet Schnauzer, who accidently rubbed his nose in a vat of Magic Member Cream
. So be careful when you use it and where you put it!