Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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A little toad was always made fun of because he had a yellow dick. None of the other toads wanted to play with him and he was depressed. About the time he was to hurl himself off a tree limb, he heard a roaring voice, "Please don't hurt yourself, little toad! I may can help!" The toad looked down and saw a proud lion, full of courage. The lion explained to him that he gained courage by visiting the Wizard of Oz. "It is he you must seek to get rid of your yellow dick!"
The toad was so happy there was hope. The lion explained how to get there, so, off he hopped. Whilst he was barely 100 feet, a pink elephant approached the courageous lion. "I couldn't help but overhear something about a wizard." The lion replied ,"Yes, the Wizard of Oz can help you as well, with your pink problem." The elephant was elated so he asked, "How do I get there?"
Which the lion replied, "Follow the yellow dicked toad."
2005 S430 4Matic 'Morton' W220.183 • 722.671 Rest in Peace
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