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Eat shit, losers...you've each disappointed me so very much this year. Your feats of "strength" are just plain weak and pathetic.

Try to snuggle up against something warm and quietly suck your thumbs until you weather this little holiday good cheer thing. That's what I'll be doing.

Merry Christmas!

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Fuck all of you I hate Christmas, I have to have two Christmas day because my parents are seperated and I now have two families, had my Mums tonight, ah the crap everybody buys for each other is amazing, stuff I will never use, now I'm expected to learn how to use a GPS unit I don't want because I said "What a great gift I'll use it every day" Christmas should be about family but seeing as my family is ruined all I have are gifts and it's all stuff I don't want or need I'd happily have no presents just to have a happy family over the holiday.

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"If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"

Merry Christmas on my lips, it is!

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Ba Humbug! I have to shell out money and act friendly! It is against my nature!

Merry Christmas!





(I secretly agree!)

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Yes, its that time, when the combatants venture from the trenches, place little Christmas trees on the gun barrels, share a little coffee and tobacco with the enemy in No Mans Land. It's time to wish all of you a Merry Christmas, may the peace of whatever God you follow be with you, even you guage, you piece of shit. Merry Christmas to All And to All A Good Benz!

I would like to meet in the DMZ and raise a glass of good cheer...what the fuck?....FTL is wearing a suicide belt!.....


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Merry Christmas to everyone.

May 2007 be a better year than 2006.
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Merry Christmas! to all you fucked up fucking fuckers
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This thread seems to be missin' sumptin...

Oh yeah, where the hell is Morpheus?!

"If spending money you don't have is the height of stupidity, borrowing money to give it away is the height of insanity." -- anon
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I fucking hate you guys . Everybody hates you guys . My brain hurts when I remember you exist somewhere in the world. I'm not joking. I get this really sharp pain right behind my eyeball like lightning. Not quick like lightning, but it lingers for a few minutes, so more like a lightning ball. And it hits me hard, knocks my big ass out. The last time I got this pain I thought I was having a fucking stroke.

A FUCKING STROKE due to your sorry punk ass. As I was having my last thought on earth (so I thought) I was thinking about how much I wanted to see you dead. Dead hanging from a wooden fence post in an Iowa cornfield, your gangly limbs stretched out across the splinters of American misery. Dead like the ghosts of my past, I had beaten them all, and they only haunt me slightly compared to this displeasure at seeing your blog's. In my last moments of life, before the final flickering of consciousness departed my earthly vessel, I made peace with the knowledge that even though you may continue to exist and spread your vile filth upon the world, I would be dead, and would not have to witness this perversion of a human form anymore. I was free from this rage for a minute.

Then I didn't die. I was so upset.

Goddamn it OT, I fucking lived through it. Now my entire right side is paralyzed, I drool when I slur my speech, and now my testicles get wet when I piss. Just like you, you fucking giraffe. You would think a dude as tall as you would have a penis long enough to reach past his scrotum. Remember: giraffe, not elephant. Oh what the fuck am I saying, you probably cannot comprehend what I am saying to you. I probably lost you somewhere around "I piss on my testes", when you probably pinched your infinitesimal wang and began to stroke. Remember, more than three shakes is masturbation.

Oh man. I cannot even go on writing this horseshit. You aren't worth me thinking about anymore. I'm going to do some new age self help program to help me forget, hypnotism doesn't work, I still sit up at night blind with anger that you are alive, hypnotism only brought out deeply recessed memories on why I hate you so very, very much. Oh and Merry Chistmas .
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Now is the time for a "cyber hug"
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
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Merry Christmas!
Bastard, atleast today was better much more thoughtful and useful gifts, I even got a very interesting book about MB.
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