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This is my christams song of choice:

I Want a Mistress for Christmas by AC/DC

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmastime,
When I can roll you in the hay

Easy come, easy go,
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low,
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah

Ah-ha-ha, ooh, yeah...

I like female form in minimum dress,
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Got a date with a woman in red,
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

Said yeah...
He got it, I want it,
They got it, I can't have it
But, I want it, but it don't matter,
She got it and I can't get it

I want a mistress for Christmas...
I want a mistress for Christmas...

Oh, yeah!
Haha, yeah...

I want a mistress... for Christmas...
Come on!


Easy come, easy go!
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah!

He got it, I want it,
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter,
She got it and I can't get it
He got it and I want it,
(For Christmas...)
They got it and I can't have it
But, I want it, it don't matter,
(For Christmas...)
She got it and I can't get a -

Mistress for Christmas!
You know what I'm talkin' about!
(Mistress for Christmas!)
You gotta send me down, you gotta send me down!
(Mistress for Christmas!)
I want a woman in red at the bottom of my bed!
(Mistress for Christmas!)

I can hear you comin' down my smokestack, hehe!
I wanna ride on you reindeer, honey,
And ring my bells!

"Tell me somethin', Its still we the people, Right?"
Peace Sells- Megadeth

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