Utah ha ha ha! - Benzworld.org

MBLR · 12-18-2006, 09:48 PM

Well it has been some time since I last been here and posted something dumb as you know what....

I made the big move from New York to Utah.

And they all know I am from the great white north because it is 40 degrees F and it feels like 60 to me so I drive with my windows down

They all look at me kinda funny when I go out to the store cause now its freaking 30 out and I'm wearing shorts

They certainly know I am not from around here when I am out at a resturant and I order a whole bottle of wine for dinner when I'm the only one at the table

and the lds has already gave up on me when I told them I belived that Lucifer was or is a woman

ha ha they are so gulible.

But the best part is I never met so many females in so short of time

**cmitch** · 12-18-2006, 11:03 PM

So, one wife was no longer enough for you, huh?

lovemyc280 · 12-18-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MBLR

Well it has been some time since I last been here and posted something dumb as you know what....

I made the big move from New York to Utah.

And they all know I am from the great white north because it is 40 degrees F and it feels like 60 to me so I drive with my windows down

They all look at me kinda funny when I go out to the store cause now its freaking 30 out and I'm wearing shorts

They certainly know I am not from around here when I am out at a resturant and I order a whole bottle of wine for dinner when I'm the only one at the table

and the lds has already gave up on me when I told them I belived that Lucifer was or is a woman

ha ha they are so gulible.

But the best part is I never met so many females in so short of time

There is an abundance of gorgeous gals out there in Utah. I'll be back out that way in about 18 months...

NZ Benz · 12-19-2006, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by lovemyc280

There is an abundance of gorgeous gals out there in Utah. I'll be back out that way in about 18 months...

Yea it's because the ratio had to be high back when men had a number of wives I guess, the imbalance would still be there even now.

MBLR · 12-19-2006, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by cmitchprint

So, one wife was no longer enough for you, huh?

I'm not married but oh my I certainly don't think I would want more than one wife cause it would be hell to pay if they all got Pms at the same time oh shit.........

yoseyman · 12-19-2006, 07:13 AM

Marriage is an Institution!

and who does not like being institutionalized?

Corkscrew · 12-19-2006, 07:42 AM

Having several wives is an an advantage...providing that all have drivers licenses. There are times when sister wife 1 does not want to drive and when sister wife 2 has had too much to drink. Then sister wife 3 can drive the MB back home.

Jayhawk · 12-19-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Corkscrew

Having several wives is an an advantage...providing that all have drivers licenses. There are times when sister wife 1 does not want to drive and when sister wife 2 has had too much to drink. Then sister wife 3 can drive the MB back home.

"...sister wife?" I think food isn't your only problem! Couldn't you at least go for a "cousin wife?" Or better yet a "second-cousin wife???"

Misfit · 12-19-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayhawk

"...sister wife?" I think food isn't your only problem! Couldn't you at least go for a "cousin wife?" Or better yet a "second-cousin wife???"

Thank you JH -

I am glad I was not the only one thinkin' red-neck thoughts :-)

"Hi I'd likya ta meet my sister & step-mother Billy-Lou-Bob..."

gregs210 · 12-19-2006, 05:08 PM

Awright, with all this inbreeding talk, somebody quick post the lyrics to "I am my own grandpa" or whatever that was...