This Holiday Season, I am in a frantic search for a superchic chick, a superbabe. The ideal babe must be successful in every aspect.
Proof of Financial Success: Charge Card with no preset spending limit, homeowner, car owner with a chauffeur, maids, gardner, personal chef, bodyguards.
Professional Achievements: Nobel Prize, Pulitzer Prize, Emmy, Grammy Awards, Presidential, Congressional or Military Honors...
Sexxxy: Do men want to rip your clothes off and make out with you? Do you command a second look? Do construction guys whistle and blow kisses as you walk by?
Physical Requirements: Over 5Ft, Under 150 Lbs, 32 White Teeths, 2 Eyes, 1 Head, 1 Nose that's well centered on the face (as opposed to being off-center.)
2 Breasts, perky and similar, not hanging loose as if they're not a matching pair.
Finally, an ass worthy of a Black female, that I could never find on an Asian girl, but not as big and obnoxious as that of a Latina babe.
Mental Fitness: Are you Conservative* or Liberal**?
* Does not put out on a first date.
** Put out on a first date.
Love Experience: Any references, such as the testimony of an ex-love partner who can put in a good word for you.
If any BenzWorld Babe fits this profile and meets these criteria, I'll worship the ground she walks on. Heck, I'll marry you!