Date registered: May 2005
Vehicle: 2009 BMW Z4, 2005 SLK 200, 2004 S 280
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JCs early years?
The only pictures we have of Jesus was when he was in the manger or after he hit 30. What about the terrible twos when he was testing everyone with tantrums? Or when he was a pre-teen learning how to masturbate? Or as a teenager recklessly driving the family pony? In school was he the class bully or a wimp? When did he start telling people that he was the son of God...and was that just a clever ploy to get into some girl's pants? We know he drank wine as an adult (hell, he even made the stuff)...did he do drugs in his 20s?
Did he ever work? His old man was a carpenter but there is no indication that the kid ever earned a buck. Did he just live at home with his mom?
Was he gay? He always hung around just with guys. Perhaps, he was ashamed that his dad was not his real father and that's why he did not trust women. Note that dear old Joe doesn't hold a big place in the church. Mary is right up there, but not dad. Wonder why...guess he knew Joe was not his real dad.
Supposedly he cured the blind and raised the dead (a 'trick' that modern magicians can pull off). But did he ever cause an amputee's leg to grow back? Nope, that's too hard to stage manage.
If he came back to earth now what would he say? "Holy fuck! I can't believe I did that!"
2009 BMW Z4, 2014 MB 300S BLUETEC HYBRID, 2005 MB SLK 200