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peiced labia ? what with my reputation..... and last night I was , as you well know


Unlucky Alf !

Nothing ever goes right for Northern pensioner Alf. He is all alone, and his attempts to find company are disasterous. He doesn't have much luck with the ladies - one courtship was thwarted by an evacuating bird, another with an incident with the lady's cat.
Alf narrowly missed winning the lottery, has been electrocuted by his own house and when he bought a parrot for company, it incessantly insulted him.

Bugger.
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I stopped at Applebees for lunch and ordered a beer, the little fagot waiter replied "bud light" gees that pissed me off. I said do you usually assume someones choice of beverage? and if so, fucking don't!
Now trot off and find me someone that won't assume any straight man must drink redneck crud.

The manager came over and apologized
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Beer: Paulaner Hefe-WeiƟbier

Hard: Ciroc Vodka (prefer white russian)

Wine: Franciscan Cabernet Sauvignon (as a common dinner wine)
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I stopped at Applebees for lunch and ordered a beer, the little fagot waiter replied "bud light" gees that pissed me off. I said do you usually assume someones choice of beverage? and if so, fucking don't!
Now trot off and find me someone that won't assume any straight man must drink redneck crud.

The manager came over and apologized

I hope you made it clear that as a true straight man you did not expect to be served by a mincing cock-sucking fairy who probably still had his boyfriend's jizz on his fingers.
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Oh, shit now I realize I shouldn't have eat there. thanks DR!
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For hard liquor I always like Southern Comfort.

In Texas, if you drink wine in public they beat you up.
Tsingtao was founded by German's and is said to still employ German brew masters.
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Tsingtao was founded by German's and is said to still employ German brew masters.
My local Chinese Take away ( which is very good ) gives a six pack of it with any order over £20 , I concer that it's a fab tasting lager and being free it tastes better than it should , I have my boy call the guy behind the counter uncle in chinese which endears us to him and makes sure no one spits in our rice .

I do like Weissbier and alway make sure I drink as much as I can when in Frankfurt

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the left one, I think...

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