Originally Posted by Jayhawk
You're a Ho, Ho, Ho, or is that a Ha, Ha, Ha? What's the joke???
A middleaged woman went to the mall one day to buy her husband a birthday present.
She knew their sex life was in decline and wanted to get some thing to spice it up.
She went through store after store and could not find an appropriate gift.
After several hours of searching, she decided to sit down and rest for a few minutes.
For some reason, she looked up and noticed that she was sitting in front of a pet store. "Oh what the heck" she said, and decided to wander through and see the puppies on display. After about ten minutes she decided to leave. A clerk saw her and said "could I help you maam.
The woman said "no, thank you. I’m looking for a special birthday present for my husband and I can’t seem to find what I want."
The clerk told her that she might have something to fit the bill. She went into the back room and returned with a box. She said this is a very rare frog from Borneo that was bred to give men oral pleasure. All the man has to do is say "FROGGY SUCK" and the frog will pleasure the man.
The lady said that sounds great. I’ll buy it !
That evening after they had dinner and a few drinks, she brought the box out and gave it to her husband and said "happy birthday, honey."
He opened the box and said "What the hell kind of BD present is this??
She then explained what the frog would do for him and he agreed to try it out.
They went to the bedroom and put the frogbox in the corner. about ten minutes the man decided to try it out, and cried out "FROGGY SUCK" The frog hopped out of the box and gave him the best blowjob he had ever had in his life!
He laid back and enjoyed the feeling. Twenty minutes later he once again yelled out "FROGGY SUCK". Of course the frog gave him another great BJ.
It was about five a.m. and his wife had fallen asleep. She awoke to hear pots and pans clanking in the kitchen.
She said "Honey why are you making so much noise down there?"
Her husband replied, "As soon as I can teach this frog to cook, I’m getting the hell out of here !