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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-13-2006, 04:58 PM
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Since you mentioned peanuts...


A guy gets community service and agrees to serve it by visiting elderly folks, etc.

First evening he visits this elderly lady at an assisted living facility. He finds he's fascinated by her life and her stories. As she talks, he helps himself to a good-sized bowl of peanuts on the nightstand by her bed.

Before he realizes it two things have happened. One, it's "lights out" for the facility and two, he's eaten all of her peanuts.

Ashamed, he starts off.

"Mrs. Elerby, I've really enjoyed visiting with you; the time has just flown by. I'd like to come visit you again if you don't mind."

She replies, "Oh, you're such a nice young man, I've loved every minute of your visit. I would greatly appreciate you coming back as soon as you can."

He answers, "That sounds great! And I have to apologize, while we've been talking I've eaten all of your peanuts, so I'll be sure to bring you some more. Shelled, unsalted okay?"

She responds, "Oh, no, no, dear. With my teeth at my age I can't eat peanuts, I just suck the chocolate off of them."

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post #12 of 19 (permalink) Old 12-13-2006, 05:34 PM
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They both gotta lotta junk in the trunk.


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Actually that gif reminds me of the old saying...


"He's got his nose so far up the bosses' butt he can tell him what he had for dinner last night..."

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it may be gross by human standards, but if you know about elephants and anatomy
and digestive system, they pass through most of the stuff intact. vegetation and
seeds survive to germinate, thus elephants are a very important part of the ecological
system. besides, what we didnt hear him say was "uh...s'cuse me, you gonna
finish the rest of that...?"

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Coulda gone so long w/o havin to hear that...^
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