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Would you help this blonde?

This blonde got stuck in the mud with her Nissan 350Z.

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That's Edgar Winter!


Love the shoes, eh Jayhawk? :gay:

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Yeah Gaysquawk, after a comment like that, you expect us to believe that Patrick Stewart made a pass at YOU?
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Love the shoes, eh Jayhawk? :gay:
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Would I help her do what?

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. (Winston Churchill)
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Would I help her do what?
You could start by hiding the peroxide.

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Nope! Would she stop to help me? I doubt it

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I like people stuck in the mud. At least this guy was wearing matching colours.
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lol.. those are some nice shoes, no?



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