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I'd like to see photos of the last "Tracks" you were "racing" on before talkin' smack
Gee right now the only tracks I got are on my underwears, I can take a pic with my webcam if you want
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Gee right now the only tracks I got are on my underwears, I can take a pic with my webcam if you want

Man, if it looks like you've used your undies to strain coffee. No way!
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Man, if it looks like you've used your undies to strain coffee. No way!
Just making that frisco dude happy man
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You know, whether its music, cars, or women there is nothing more exposing of insecurity than needless criticism and nit-picking.

If you'd stick your sourdough in the mud over that hottie, then you're who needs the sign.

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Come now mate, just a friendly game - no need for name-calling is there?... Can'tThrillyHisWilly ???

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Come now mate, just a friendly game - no need for name-calling is there?... Can'tThrillyHisWilly ???

I wrote a 3 pager, looked it over and erased all but one word. I vowed not to be a f*ckin' asswipe for the new year.

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Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
(Jimmy Buffett/Matt Betton)

I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man
Floating down Canal
It doesn’t use numbers or moving hands
It always just says now
Now you may be thinking that I was had
But this watch is never wrong
And if I have trouble the warranty said
Breathe in breathe out move on

And it rained
It was nothing really new
And it blew
We’ve seen all that before
And it poured
The earth began to strain
Ponchartrain
Leaking through the door
Tides at war

If a hurricane doesn’t leave you dead
It will make you strong
Don’t try to explain just nod your head
Breathe in breathe out move on

And it rained
It was nothing really new
And it blew
We’ve seen all that before
And it poured
The earth began to strain
Ponchartrain
Buried the Ninth Ward
To the second floor

According to my watch the time is now
The past is dead and gone
Don’t try to shake it just nod your head
Breathe in breathe out move on
Don’t try to explain it just bow your head
Breathe in breathe out move on
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I wrote a 3 pager, looked it over and erased all but one word. I vowed not to be a f*ckin' asswipe for the new year.
Slow pitch coming across the plate ........

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