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Well she's not all that bad looking, but judging by the mess she made of the interior of that car, she's no rocket scientist either...... Pity the poor bastard that is going to have to clean up that mess…………….

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I would help her by being her fashion stylist...what is she thinking wearing a black shirt & pants, and off white heels?! that is a fashion don't!
white's the new brown!!! jeeez....

and of course i'd help her, i would be willing to help ANYONE that doesn't immediately strike me as a 'psycho-killer'......

shout out to the talking heads for that reference....

"I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho Killer
Qu'est que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer
Qu'est que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away

You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer
Qu'est que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away

Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire... Ok
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far far better
Run run run run run run run away

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..."




PS ~ as i happen to be the GREATEST karaoke performer this side of the Mississippi....i will gladly sing the aforementioned lyrics to anyone willing to listen to it....i am a PHENOMINAL PERFORMER....and i'm pretty good at karaoke as well....

U see a hottie at a party & go up to her & say, I'm fantastic in bed- That's Marketing
U R at a party with friends & see a hottie, a friend goes up to her & says U R fantastic in bed- That's Advertising
U R at a party & see a hottie, U walk up to her & pour her a drink. U open the door for her, offer her a ride, & then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed- That's Public Relations
U R at a party and see a hottie, she walks up to U & says, I hear U R fantastic in bed- That's Brand Recognition!

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For L.A., on a scale of 1 - 10 she would rate maybe a four.
In Boston she's an 8
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I used to live in LA for 3 years. For men who like having sex with women she's a 10.
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I'd rather fuck the mud.

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I'd rather fuck the mud.
Yeah thats why I was talking about guys who like women
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Yeah thats why I was talking about guys who like women
Trust me, been there, done that. After she opened her mouth and began blathering about TomKat, or Scarlett Johannson or her nails, or her hair, or her hips, or her eyes or her hair again, you'd get limper than the sourdough your town is noted for. It's noted for something else so I guess that's why you have to hang the "I'm no homo" sign, front and center, eh?

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Isn't it funny how sexy the MILF's are nowdays
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Trust me, been there, done that. After she opened her mouth and began blathering about TomKat, or Scarlett Johannson or her nails, or her hair, or her hips, or her eyes or her hair again, you'd get limper than the sourdough your town is noted for. It's noted for something else so I guess that's why you have to hang the "I'm no homo" sign, front and center, eh?
You know, whether its music, cars, or women there is nothing more exposing of insecurity than needless criticism and nit-picking.

If you'd stick your sourdough in the mud over that hottie, then you're who needs the sign.

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Isn't it funny how sexy the MILF's are nowdays
It's the best thing ever
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