Date registered: Jan 2006
Location: Ye Olde Siamese Rub n' Tuggery
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WASSA' MATTER WITH YOU GUYS, YOU'SE ALL QUEERS ?
In case you've forgotten, ya suck those gorgeous tits 'till she starts moaning ...HELLO !
Put yuh schlong in her gob and let her blow you fer 10 mins or so then splooge all over her face and hair. HELLO ! ( It makes 'em horny when they wash it out and you get another free blow job He He ! )
LEAVE HER SKIRT AND SHOES ON. VERY IMPORTANT ! ! Then open those knees get those FABULOUS shoes in the air an give her vag' some face time for 20 mins as it's good manners to reciprocate.
HELLO ! manoeuvering into the classic 69 is required and jizz over her tits and stomach as this is a big compliment to any woman unless she demands to swallow.
IS EVERYBODY PAYING ATTENTION HERE ! !
Then plunge your tallywhacker into her oozing wet cooooze, she should cum about ten times as you slooooowly insert it to the hilt and grind around and around, DON'T MENTION HER BOYFRIEND ! Turn her over and dog her.
HELLO ! ...'till you're bored and The Dirty Sanchez is necessary, hmmmm, looks like a 'Cleveland Steamer' gal to me ...but I could be wrong.......then you .....
There is no beating around the polite bush ..or worse, intellectualism required here gentlemen [ Brokeback Mountain, you pathetic Kamil faggots] .... only LUST, FUCKING ..POONTANG, Jeezus I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS !