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He's the ying and yang of poontang.
ROFL.

I spilled my beer.
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Poontang


Ali G. was asked to use each of the words below in a sentence.

1. Foreclose
If I pay child support today, I got no money foreclose.

2. Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but me Julie rectum.

3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to
the joint.

5. Penis
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say,"Bullsh*t,
that watch Israel".

7. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

8. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

9. Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

10. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I asked her, "Do you plan on stain for
dinner?"

11. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.

12. Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first?"

13. Odyssey
I tol' my bro, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!"

14. Fortify
I ask this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

15. Income
I just got in bed wit da ho an' income me Julie.
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It's not all pretty. He used to date The Black Hole of Calcutta.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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your have got to start somewhere , he did move on to the goa of Goa though..
all for the sake of research of course
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^^^Always lookin' out for me. Thanks.
You mean the tongue thing.

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