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10 things you can only say on Thanksgiving



10. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. That's one terrific spread!
6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
4. Don't play with your meat.
3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
and the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving....

1. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

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How about, Damn it's dry! pass the gravy.
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gee that bird is big ,I mean BIG , great !
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Who's in the mood for a butter ball?
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chill_babe, definitely a dude....
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Everyone's already had at it once. Anyone care for sloppy seconds?

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stuff it, eat it, clean up, take a nap....
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Is that turkey a boy or girl?
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