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After a hard day at the office I like to get home and rub my self in butter and lay naked buy the pool , in my pradia codpeice . hey hey BW girls
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^^^^^^^

Ooh you little liar! 'Fess up, you go home, change into strangely effeminate patterned sweaters, wrap your head in fur and a fox's bum and eat raw herrings pickled in reindeer urine washed down with a pint of warm aquavit, whilst sitting on a pretty but flawed designer motorcycle which you keep in your living room.
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It looks like GermanRon has been having phone sex with chill_babe on the 1-800 Germanstar dime! No damn wonder I can't get through to order my belts and hoses!

BTW, chill_babe, I'm in your corner on this one. However, if it is revealed that you do, indeed, have an appendage, I just want you to know that I'm NOT that kind of guy!

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Male, female, female with kick stand, straight, bi, gay or try sexual, who the hell cares. Whatever blows up your skirt. Welcome.
Ditto dat.

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Ooh you little liar! 'Fess up, you go home, change into strangely effeminate patterned sweaters, wrap your head in fur and a fox's bum and eat raw herrings pickled in reindeer urine washed down with a pint of warm aquavit, whilst sitting on a pretty but flawed designer motorcycle which you keep in your living room.
LOL you fucking peeping tom !
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Oh. Phew!

Well, to be honest I don't look like a sweet cartoon kitty carrying a Kalashnikov.....
I have posted pictures of myself that prove my striking resemblence to Paul Newman. That should be enough for anyone. But if it is not, I will post it again, this one taken moments ago after my morning shower:



As far as these other accusations go, I am shocked anyone here would post pictures of individuals who are not in fact them. It is an outrage, and they should be banned.

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I'm proud of my role in instigating this little contretemps...not bad for a fourteen year old, eh?
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I have posted pictures of myself that prove my striking resemblence to Paul Newman. That should be enough for anyone. But if it is not, I will post it again, this one taken moments ago after my morning shower:



As far as these other accusations go, I am shocked anyone here would post pictures of individuals who are not in fact them. It is an outrage, and they should be banned.

Oh Fuck, that is you? I though you were the one on the left in the blue dress in your signiture pic and I thought the other guy in the dress was your boyfriend
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Oh Fuck, that is you? I though you were the one on the left in the blue dress in your signiture pic and I thought the other guy in the dress was your boyfriend
That would be dangerous breaking up with him, you might injest some heavy metals at some stage in the future.
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Just a thought...
I had a lot of sympathy for you at first, but this is a bit weird to focus on a guy that irritates you. It reminds me of grade-schoolers who show their attraction by pushing each other.

Try Dear Abby.
-----------------------------------------------------
Dear abby, dear abby ...
My feet are too long
My hairs falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that Ive no friends at all
Wont you write me a letter, wont you give me a call
Signed bewildered

Bewildered, bewildered...

Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you aint what you aint
So listen up buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear abby, dear abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it werent so expensive Id wish I were dead
Signed unhappy

Unhappy, unhappy...

Repeat chorus

Dear abby, dear abby...
You wont believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me its all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed noise-maker

Noise-maker, noise-maker

Repeat chorus

Dear abby, dear abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed just married

Just married, just married...

Repeat chorus

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