Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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Perhaps now would be the right time to announce the introduction of Feel The Love, Inc's new "RFC Pack for Prison Sex Fans". Named for and designed by one of the truly legendary jerk offs on this forum, it includes our new formula product called RFC's Rapid Fire Cream, with which RFC reputely broke Rev. Haggard's world record of 400 SPMs (strokes per minute) with ease, ramping the record up to an incredible 500 SPMs. It also includes the incredible new Rubber Fellation Clamp, probably the most life-like product of this type we have ever offered. It is available in both battery operated and AC models, and once applied, a press of a button resumes the gentle action that simulates one's ex-cellmate back in Joilette as if he was still in the 8 by 10 with you right there, right now, a feature RFC insisted upon when we introduced the product line. Our oversea customers were especially impressed: "It's a Right Fucking Cunt, it is mate!" was one compliment we heard repeated again and again.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
Last edited by FeelTheLove; 11-23-2006 at 10:26 PM.