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A Black guy walks into a Cadillac dealership, sits in the driver’s seat of a floor model and lights a big cigar. The car is a bright yellow convertible and the man is wearing a purple hat, green feather in the brim with a deep orange suit and a mauve satin tie. (This clothing description is meant to tell the listener that the man is a pimp.) When a salesman walks over to ask the question, "How do you like it?" the man with the purple hat and cigar replies with a question, "Tell me, does this make me look too much like a Jew?"
Damn that is funny. Already forwarded it two people!
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Dude, you're older than I am...don't play dumb.

And, by the way, Cadillacs are still very popular with African-Americans older than 25.
Not in Dallas but maybe in Tulsa.
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I know Cadillacs better than any other make (have had over 20 used and new), better to stick with what you know regarding investments. I can also sell them all for a profit, or at worst break even, but it will take around a year to do so. There will be no loss and there is some enjoyment from my viewpoint, just not as much as in the past. The thing that is bothering me as I get older is the amount of effort it takes relativ e to the profit made. I am ready to move into another field besides automotive for my pleasure time.

There's a joke here . I will refrain.
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There's a joke here . I will refrain.
I imagine porn to be quite profitable. Lighting, it is all about lighting. But having to put up with all the young pretty boys might get old really fast. Baby sitting is not my forte.
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The gas station up the road has an attendant that used to be a porn star. I quit going there because just before the tank was full he'd pull out the nozzle and spray all over the car.
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I know Cadillacs better than any other make (have had over 20 used and new), better to stick with what you know regarding investments. I can also sell them all for a profit, or at worst break even, but it will take around a year to do so. There will be no loss and there is some enjoyment from my viewpoint, just not as much as in the past. The thing that is bothering me as I get older is the amount of effort it takes relativ e to the profit made. I am ready to move into another field besides automotive for my pleasure time.
Pimping in a 3rd world country is quite fullfilling, entertaining and profitable as well. You get to meet new and interesting people and help the under priveledged in their pursuit of a good meal that day and as well help some new traveller that just landed in the big city that day or a long time resident meet new, young and exciting people. It gives you job satisfaction as well knowing that you have brought 2 people together to share and have a good time together and you did this all the way to the bank.
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Pimping in a 3rd world country is quite fullfilling, entertaining and profitable as well. You get to meet new and interesting people and help the under priveledged in their pursuit of a good meal that day and as well help some new traveller that just landed in the big city that day or a long time resident meet new, young and exciting people. It gives you job satisfaction as well knowing that you have brought 2 people together to share and have a good time together and you did this all the way to the bank.
Ok, fess up! What's your portfolio look like?
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Pimping in a 3rd world country is quite fullfilling, entertaining and profitable as well. You get to meet new and interesting people and help the under priveledged in their pursuit of a good meal that day and as well help some new traveller that just landed in the big city that day or a long time resident meet new, young and exciting people. It gives you job satisfaction as well knowing that you have brought 2 people together to share and have a good time together and you did this all the way to the bank.
So, that's how you retired at 48! You caught a case of the Clap that you just couldn't shake from one of those 'under priveledged' [sic] whores. It's all becoming clearer now....
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Ok, fess up! What's your portfolio look like?
Quite good actually once you get it's clothes off
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So, that's how you retired at 48! You caught a case of the Clap that you just couldn't shake from one of those 'under priveledged' [sic] whores. It's all becoming clearer now....
Fisrt rule in dealing drugs or being a pimp, do not sample the product in which you are selling. If I did catch the Clap, it would not running clear, it be probably be dripping green by now. Hey, by the way, all my girls are clean.
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