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Need a suggestion: What is a good natural aphrodisiac?

The other day I bought some pill called "Weekend Prince" at an EXXON station prior to my all night escapade. The stuff worked like a charm, it kept me going for a long time so now I have a question. What is a good natural aphrodisiac? I read that raw oysters are good but I don't really like that stuff. Any other food that can get you going?

Do any of you old men know of some secret potion passed on from generation to generation? If so please share.
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Hahahaha! Well well well mr TT,

Um seriously my Dad is tied up in a business exporting deer velvet into Asia they go mad for it up there aparantly it does the trick.
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This just keeps going. It is like watching Cheech and Chong updated to fit the 90's yuppie. Sick.
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Hahahaha! Well well well mr TT,

Um seriously my Dad is tied up in a business exporting deer velvet into Asia they go mad for it up there aparantly it does the trick.
What the heck is deer velvet? Is that that crap that grows on deer antlers?

Do they have to take it once prior to banging the girl or is this an ongoing supplement that you take every single day?

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What the heck is deer velvet? Is that that crap that grows on deer antlers?

Do they have to take it once prior to banging the girl or is this an ongoing supplement that you take every single day?
Basicly the way it works is that whilst the antleer is still growing it's bone is surrounded by a soft fleshy coating with the velvet on top, they grind it up and dry it into pill form, from what I know you take it each day, it helps with join mobility and general well being etc etc it also does what you want it to do, there was a major rebranding in Asia a few years back because all the guys up there started to switch to Viagra but now it's back so I guess it works.
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The other day I bought some pill called "Weekend Prince" at an EXXON station prior to my all night escapade. The stuff worked like a charm, it kept me going for a long time so now I have a question. What is a good natural aphrodisiac? I read that raw oysters are good but I don't really like that stuff. Any other food that can get you going?

Do any of you old men know of some secret potion passed on from generation to generation? If so please share.
Kamil, Get a good lawyer, I think you have a good case to sue your parents, they have done one of these scenarios and this is why you find your self posting here the way you do:

1, You were adopted from a 3rd world country and your natural birth mother was a stone faced alcohlic/crack head who did not believe in feeding her child any protien needed for brain development

2. Your father woud have his friends over when you were young and they would get drunk off of 2 dollar a bottle wine and use you as their football when they played in the streets.

3. Your father is a crack dealer and you have found his stash and continue to snack on the goodies when you are under stress.

4. Your parents use to rent you out for long weekend when you were betwen 3 and 7 years of age to various men who you knew as your "Uncle" and that is why you have these homo tendencies and the need and desire to relate the stories to us.

I am sure there are other possibilities (If I have missed any, I am sure the other worldly members could put forth their possibilities) why you are the way you are but these are the best I can come up with, it has to be some kind of parental abuse as no one could turn out this fucked up on thier own. Get Help Soon.
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i guess i'll take this thread seriously.. to be quite honest, there is no such thing as an aphrodisiac. i'm a biologist and i can tell you now, in every study i've seen in that field, there is no scientific basis for anything at all. then tunring these studies to a psychologist, it becomes VERY evidant that aphrodisiacs are simply "all in your head". what it comes down to is that if someone tells you it's an aphrodisiac, you'll believe it and manifest the results to be varified when in fact, all you did was give yourself some confidence. it's like if a gay dude gave you a roofie and molested your butthole, then told you it was just a mentos by morning. i mean, fillipinos eat old stinking duck fetus because it's reffered to as an aphrodisiac. some cultures even eat penis because it's an aphrodisiac. are you willing to eat a penis to get yours to work better?
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Spec, why you did not tell Kamil about the majic Placebo potion? Keeping that to yourself are you?
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This is getting boring.

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This is getting boring.
Well, at least we know who is not getting laid. What's wrong FTL, cannot find a repub to screw?
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