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Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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1HotBabe may be neither. (Neither Hot nor a Babe)
We mock what we can't have. I could make you lose your religion. You've never been ridden so hard.
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We mock what we can't have. I could make you lose your religion. You've never been ridden so hard.
...I am sexcited. Never mind my losing my religion. It's time I lose my virginity.

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We mock what we can't have. I could make you lose your religion. You've never been ridden so hard.
Are you a KamiL jockey?

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...I am sexcited. Never mind my losing my religion. It's time I lose my virginity.
But that would cut into sales of my FTL Personal Autoerotic Gratification Kit.You're my best customer, and I have sunk thousands into those suction cups you like so much. No one wears them out like you do. And glue and horsehair makes them so profitable.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Funny!LOL

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This is the problem. She told the gay guy you shave your scrotum and cock and that has the guy obsessed with you. No regular guys shave their package, regardless of what you have been told. Quit primping and female impersonation rituals and the gay guy will lose interest.

And, if the other guy kicks the shit out of you, don't waste any of your last breaths getting to your computer to post here. Find a nice place to expire without letting us know. Jim
I had to shave my boys prior to a vasectomy. It's not an especially scintillating experience, to me. Far worse to me was the regrowth, going from smooth as a spanked baby's ass through the great-auntie's syrupy-stubbly smooch to the masqued twin orbs of Earthly delight.

Nothing ever itched so bad as my boys with about 3-4 days growth stabbing at the scrotal bulge in my briefs.

I think I read some of that in a Ted Mark novel about 40 yrs ago.
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Hold still, Bot

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Hold still, Bot

Whoa.

I did the dirty deed with a Gillette Twin-Trac (IIRC). When I was a kid my barber had a straight razor that he'd use to shave my neck. Nothing has ever given me a closer shave with no blood.
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shooting blanks, where's the fun in that?! I remember my dad had that done a few years back, the fact that he told me, and my brother was somewhat discomforting, he thought it was funny... the fact that my parents get it on, never funny....

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